“WANNA GET HIGH?” #southpark #towelie
You know when you’re cleaning your penis and you catch yourself right in the dick hole? That’s nippy.
LET’S GO RED WINGS!
PASHA!!!! SNIPED CHI BITCHES!
so do the refs own whistles at all?
oh right the injury wasnt to a blackhawks player
Fucking dirty Chi bastards. Boarding on the Mule!!!! Fuck
Yah Fucking dancer 2 quick goals!!!!!!!! Turn overs, omg SUCK MY D!
Johnny says he’s willing to learn, when he decides he’s a fool.
Johnny says he’ll live anywhere, when he earns time to.
Mary combs her hair, says she should be used to it.
Mary always hedges her bets; she never knows what to think.
She says that he still acts like he’s being discovered,
Scared that he’ll get caught without a second thought.
—Placebo, “Johnny and Mary” (via thelasthostofchristendom)
I’m sorry, but if you’re a girl and you’re on my team and you’re actually good at COD, It’s difficult not to be weirdly wanting to see you naked and be inside your vagina. I’ll show you a bouncing betty or two.
Hell, I’ll pleasure you if you’re on the other team but kill me and I’ll break you, bitch.
Believe in me,
Help me believe in anything;
I want to be someone who believes
Join an Xbox party and it’s silence. “This the party I’m assuming? Bloody noise woke me up” ah nut.